Mayonnaise Candle

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Capsaicin Extremus

Rubiks Pepper Mill

Rubiks Cube Pepper Mill

Available at ThinkGeek

Bacon Hot Sauce

Spice It Up

PETA Steak Sauce

D Cell Shakers

Grenade Shakers

Grenade Shaped Salt and Pepper Sakers

Found at Geekologie

Condiment Gun

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